We at Made 4 Fighters decided to keep Scramble's original product description, as it would be a shame to re-write:
You asked for them... we made them!
Six months in the making, the wait is over. We bring to you the Scramble RAINBOW SPATS! We apologise if your face just melted and your brain dribbled out of your ears at the awesomeness that just happened. I'm having a seizure just writing thisshdhkf.
Not just an ego aid for the flamboyant, the Scramble Rainbow Spats boast double thick material for comfort and durability, and offers some compression support to those pins of yours. They also rock a new style waistband with double stitching for strength. We'll save you the rest of the tech babble, you're looking at them so you're blatantly going to want to rock a pair of these badboys now!
Scramble spats - ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
If you've never worn a pair of our spats, this is what you can look forward to.
* Warmth and comfort, either worn on their own, under MMA shorts, or under a gi
* Protection for your knees when sparring MMA / no gi - even this relatively thin garment can hold off the aches and pains of repeated double legs and kneeling on people's faces
* Possible protection against mat-borne diseases - well, there's more to cover your precious skin with, but don't quote us on that, we are not Scientologists
* The approval of Japanese MMA fighter and spats-wearing submission wizard Shinya Aoki
In 2010, Scramble made it OK for thousands of fighters around the world to wear tights. Not even just OK - we made it the done thing. By the end of 2011, you won't just be wearing tights - you'll be rocking rainbow spats.
Total complete double rainbows!
You think anyone wants an omoplata to the face while you're wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!
*** Check the size chart in the images above for your size. We measured the actual size of the items for your reference. They stretch and hug a lot - for example, the medium sized waistband is 26.5 inches actual size but will happily accommodate a 34inch waistline. ***
Did we just become best friends? Um yeah!
Posted by Matt kemp on 9th Jul 2015
Upon putting on these technicolor red straps of awesomeness I instantly became 200% sexier and gained +12 jits skills, the spirit of chuck Norris came to me through time 200 years after his death and gave me the skills to choke out segal a la "judo" Jean LeBell.
These spats will melt the eyes of your opponents and draw the admiration of fellow fighters.
These effects will not be seen in wives and girlfriends who will pull "that" face and ask why you didn't "just buy some black ones?" In a "you know nothing Jon snow" tone.
Warning: side effects may include awesomeness, random flying triangles and pregnancy.
May contain nuts.